Hmmology – episode 22: What’s Love Got to Do With it?

horrors of diction

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‘I have a feeling that we might be looking at the world through slightly different lenses’, Bifidus enunciated, carefully rounding out the more complicated sounding words, while keeping her gestures to a bare minimum, so as not to distract my  obviously slow self. It was fun to see just how unsettled my little friend was at the idea of me being stupid, but as I evil as I pictured myself being on any odd day, I couldn’t make the poor guy waste precious minutes of his life with diction. Continue reading “Hmmology – episode 22: What’s Love Got to Do With it?”

Hmmology – episode 21: All You Need is Love (But Only After You’ve Secured a Plethora of Other Things)

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‘I know what we should do’, ejaculated Bifidus, a bit too enthusiastically for my taste and peace of mind. You always have to watch out with people who suddenly feel like they’ve had a brilliant idea. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with some fool thinking they’ve had an idea that hasn’t already been repeatedly proven utterly stupid by its collision with reality’s governess-like gaze.

‘What do you suggest then?’ I was actually getting a full-body workout as a result of my intense cringing. Still a less boring way to keep in shape than running.

‘Fall in love!’ Continue reading “Hmmology – episode 21: All You Need is Love (But Only After You’ve Secured a Plethora of Other Things)”